What has a duck to do with FSFE?

Last week GNU/Linuxtag ;) took place in Berlin. As the last years I had a good time with all the people from our booth, the other booths as well as the visitors. Although it is strenuous to be at a fair for over four days (we had to set up the booth on Tuesday) I had a lot of fun. And I am already looking forward to next year.

But now to something completely different...

This picture was taken by Fellow number 1 at the parking place of the fair. And now:

Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Proprietary Software must answer me these questions three, 'ere another website he see.

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What has a duck to do with FSFE?